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Apple Silicon Mac Pro Revealed at WWDC 2023

"These MacBooks DIED from SSD Failure & How To Prevent It (Not for RICH dudes!!)"

(♪ "Liberty mutual insurance")

(Foreign accent)

Look at all these Macs: 1, 2, 3, 4... You may think Oh what a lovely Mac. But think again. Every SSD is dead. They can't work. Because they're dead. Every one. So many cases. Counting them is exhausting. And the end is inescapable. Your day will come. Why isn't Apple pro life? Look at them, these dead SSDs, all in a row. Here they are. So what can be done?

(10 minutes later)

In, out, in, out, this is random access memory, also known as RAM, because it's randomly moving data in, out, in, out

(oscillating rectangles)

...TBW, DriveDX...

(clock spinning)

...certainly die, troubles happening...

(explosion with nuclear mushroom cloud)

"PART 3 - REPLACE EVERY DEAD SSD"

(♪ "the Gummiest gummy bears ever")



It's uncanny how a Mac tech YT channel captures the zeitgeist of MSM news.
 
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